Weird Product Wednesday

Looking for the perfect white elephant gift? Need an addition to the bar in your man cave? Want to piss off your Republican neighbors? In that case, ladies and gentlemen, let me direct your attention to a product you must have! A product you can't live without! Introducing . . .

The Billary Clinton Kitchen Tool Combo Set.

According to our friends at Overstock.com, the Billary Clinton Kitchen Tool Combo Set features a Hillary Clinton nutcracker and a Bill Clinton corkscrew. It is a must-have for those times when you wish to "pop your cork with Bill Clinton's generous talent," or feel the need to witness "powerful nutcracking action."

As you can see from the photos, Bill's, uh . . . manscrew . . . conveniently folds down when not in use.

The site also feels the need to point out that "political novelty kitchen tools are functional and humorous." In case you missed the humorous part, I guess.

But wait! There's more! Bill's strategically placed corkscrew, guaranteed to produce pinot envy, is just the beginning. Wait until you see Hillary's "functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell." Um. Wow.

In an effort to protect the youth of America and kitchen appliances (or employees?) everywhere, Overstock.com points out that the set is not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age. In that order.

This amazing product can be yours for a mere $36.49. Why wait?! Order NOW!!