Some guy makes accessories out of taxidermied rodents. And apparently somebody buys them.
Exactly how much would I have to pay you to put this anywhere near your person?
Other items in the Reid Peppard Vermin Collection (that's really what it's called. Not kidding):
If rodents in your hair is not your thing, perhaps you'd be interested in this:
The website points out that this is just a small rat, and that it does not have teeth. Oh, well, that's okay then. As long as it doesn't have teeth. Thanks, I feel much better now.
This rat holds your loose change:
It's lined with black velvet. Just to give it some extra class.
The website advertises these pieces as "London caught" vermin. Is that like wild caught salmon?
I really have no words for this. I can't even get in touch with my inner snark. I'm too shocked. And completely grossed out.
If any of you are brave enough to request prices, let me know.
On second thought, don't.